This is Mason's first picture! Behold the Frankensteinian baby thingy! *

This is Mason crying! Imagine that..a volatile baby! *

This is Mason's family! Behold the Frankensteinian daddy thingy! *

This is Mason deep in contemplation! Grams is encouraging such free thought exercises! *

Mason was circumcised on January 3rd. He was mad! (no, that's not his schwaddle-doo, that's the umbilical cord). *

A friend of ours has graciously captured this picture of Mason piloting a small plane! Thanks, Aaron! *

This is great grandma Gen holding a bundle of blankets that she purports to be Mason. *

It has come to our attention that letting Mason lay about in a dirty diaper, wallowing in the dirt might lead to him becoming white trash. I guess we'd better get him a bath!(NOTE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS, SOCIAL CARE WORKERS AND OTHER INTERESTED PARTIES:DIGITAL EDITING SOFTWARE WAS USED IN THE CREATION OF THIS PHOTO, DUH!) *

Mason has been trying to "find himself" the past few days. In so doing, he's tried joining several clubs and groups. This is one where he fell asleep during the local SMURF meeting. *