When hunting Masons in the wild, one must be extremely careful when handling them. Here is a demonstration of how wild Masons can gnaw the flesh from your finger in under 15 seconds. We would show you the "after" picture, but it's just too gruesome. *

These are the joyous times of owning your very own baby (as opposed to renting or leasing). When everything runs just right and it's purring along, there's no feeling like it. *

We've undertaken training Mason to be the next Esther Williams. The breasts and vagina might be difficult, but we think we can get the swimming bit down, at least. Or is this his first bath? *

Mola Ram Mason is preparing for his druidic rites. That, or maybe this is the aftermath of Mason's first bath. *

Mason's donned his longjohns for the long winter months. After about three days, we could smell him 5 minutes before he came in from chopping wood! *

Easter was a'coming, so we took him out shopping for demeaning headgear. *

Okay, that's enough of that. *

Dum de dum de dum...dum de dum dum dum... *

We've got a swell scoop on the dailies on this one, see. The story's a real champ, I tell ya, and no dame's gonna keep the lid on it. *